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In Jonas Brothers on November 2, 2008 at 12:50 pm

The new TV show featuring super stars (are they cousins?) The Jonas Brothers. Here’s what other Web sites say: The rock band Jonas Brothers have a secret. Their secret will be revealed soon….

We have the truth for you.

Jumping on themes developed with The Monkees, Spinal Tap, KISS’ Phantom of the Amusement Park, the key character here is Dr. Harvey Fleischman.

The evil, sinister Dr. Fleishman introduces the bros. to his sister, Heidi. She runs a business where Charlie Sheen is her biggest customers. She, too, is evil.

The first episode has the boys shaking Heidi’s hand and their purity rings melt and fall to the ground.

The boys end up purchasing the Playboy Mansion under Heidi Fleishman’s tutelage.

Scott Baio (Chachi from Happy Days) shows up at the nick of time to keep the boys from losing their virginity. Turns out he didn’t have far to travel since he’s always at Hef’s funland.

This televison show plot will provide a whole new take of the boys performing on “All Wrapped Up.”

Just heard the new CD. Aren’t these guys in or nearing their 20s? Why do they sound like 8-year olds? Grow some, boys! Thought I was listening to the Partridge Family or Cowsills.

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